THEME ©
I am KaylaChaotic.
I like alot of things.
Define me.
I dare you.
Seventeen. My favorite color is blue.
I like fishnets, glitter, and light shows.
I love body piercings and tattoos, it's more like an obsession.
Im also obsessed with cats.

Any questions? Kill my ask box.
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

(via kohwala)

Posted 15 Sep

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: distractors, via sextactular)

Posted 15 Sep

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

(via sextactular)

Posted 15 Sep
constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party
ghost-anus:


drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

jordansanoob:

i just need someone with good buns and breasts with lettuce onion hold the tomatoes and a double order of hash browns thank you waffle house

(via justtheladyinblack)

Posted 15 Sep
bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though