
siblings born within the same year make me uncomfortable because that means the parents had sex like right after one was born like give ur vagina a break
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haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
example of being corrected on tumblr not going wrong
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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
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*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
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there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
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when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
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